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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!"

"She: In the future, can you please put the seat down? Me: Now I gotta be a time traveler for you?"

"And the lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But john came fifth, and only won a toaster!"

"Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3? Because in charge Yoda was."

"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."

"Did you hear about the Facebook crash? It took a tumbl!"

"When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters"

"What's the difference between Helen Keller and a redneck Helen Keller got famous for not being able to read"

"I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months."

"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."