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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone else feel like a 25yr old trapped in a 40yr+ body???"
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"Nothing like an 8:00 meeting on a Monday morning to remind you that your best years are behind you."
"Imagine William Shakespeare in a swimming pool, perplexed and terrified as children just splash the shit out of him"
"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"
"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."
"I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."
"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"
"1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s. 99% of them break down within hours"
"Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole."
"Roommate: (looking over my shoulder at my files) What's ""goat_in_heels.wav"" (I slam my laptop shut & throw it through a closed window)"