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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I'm at someone's party and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""

"I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again."

"what's the most common name for a Mexican ? manual labor ........"

"What do SQL programmers do at night? Count star."

"Did you hear about the woman who's addicted to lipstick? It's so crazy, it's something nobody could makeup!"

"I got mugged by 6 dwarves... .... not Happy."

"""Look guide here are some LION tracks."" ""Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."""

"My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours. Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely worn out."

"Don't go chasin' waterfalls. If a waterfall isn't staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life."

"What's the difference between men and women? Actually, there is a vas deferens between the two genders."