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Joke of the Day

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"

"If i dress up as a sea shell nobody can see me... It's my clamouflage."

"I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too."

"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"

"What do you call a 2 with a fat ass? A 3"

"That time of year again. Time to impregnate some chick at the office Christmas party and use my bonus to pay for the abortion. Pff holidays."

"As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card."

"What is better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."

"Do you know why God made Adam and Eve white? Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?"

"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"