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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child."
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"Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!"
"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."
"The average life insurance policy is $100,000. How much is the policy for a white supremacist? 3k."
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."
"What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old? The water washes away her tears"
"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""
"What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? A prick"
"Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!"
"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."