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Joke of the Day

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"LPT: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you."

"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"

"Your only chance of getting laid... is to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"What does a spy's pussy smell like. Fishy"

"Teachers call me a fish because I'm below C level"

"Deep in the black void where my heart once beat, there lies a small, glowing ember-- oh wait no that's a Cheeto."

"What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."

"Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country"

"My wife said the infinity scarf I got her is too small and I said: ""That's mathematically impossible."" Anyhoo, we're divorced now."