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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around."
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"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."
"What is the unit of power? Yes"
"What is the definition of a will? C'mon. It's a dead giveaway."
"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."
"How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon"
"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"
"What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident? That's offal"
"So far, I've gotten away with passing as an adult again today."
"The interesting thing about the Royal wedding is ... ..... exactly ...."