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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around."

"I just got back from my best friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."

"What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny"

"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"

"Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high... Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye."

"I tried to be gay once.. But I couldn't fit in."

"What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity? ox-fam"

"If we were really supposed to give up alcohol or Lent, they wouldn't have put St. Patrick's Day in the middle of it."

"Catch Up or Catch It What do you do meet an old friend? What do you do when someone throws a ball? What do you put on a hamburger? What do you find in a litter box?"