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Joke of the Day

"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"

"Gross. This salad tastes like pee and vegetables. Don't ask me how I know what vegetables taste like."

"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"

"How much does a moil get paid for circumcision? Ninety-nine dollars plus tips."

"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."

"Hey hot single dads; I wanna call you daddy too."

"Can't wait to get old so I can shower sitting down."

"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."

"Why was the stoner kicked out of the eating competition? He was caught using performance enhancing drugs."