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Joke of the Day
"If dolphins are so smart, how come they're never on Jeopardy?"
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"I hate it when my dates try to start conversations How on earth do you reply to ""mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"""
"[magicians backstage] don't panic guys but I think we really just sawed that woman in half"
"I had to throw away a whole carton eggs this morning. They were all starting to grow a little fowl."
"What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit"
"I recently realised that tofu is over rated. It's just a curd to me. Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland."
"To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china."
"I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy. I've gotta say, I loved his bits."
"Why are Alabama weddings so small? They've only gotta invite one family"
"Did you hear about the electrician who bought a Camaro using money he got from scrap wire? He really crimped and saved"