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Joke of the Day

"I recently realised that tofu is over rated. It's just a curd to me. Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland."

"There's no ""u"" in employee. You're fired."

"Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!"

"I got a call telling me my grandma only has a few hours left to live.... but I refuse to pay the ransom."

"Did you hear about the sexually promiscuous deaf person? Turns out he got hearing aids."

"Did you hear about the gym where people pay to get punched in the face? Go after hours, there's no punch line!"

"I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 6 hours long."

"Did you read the book ""Rusty Bedsprings"" by I. P. Nightly"

"What does a laser in a church sound like? Pew pew pew!"

"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"