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Joke of the Day

"[magicians backstage] don't panic guys but I think we really just sawed that woman in half"

"A Short Offensive and Original Joke What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people? Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs."

"I took my prostate exam the other day and... So just last week I went for my first prostate exam. It was really difficult and I couldn't answer most of the questions"

"For those with kids who love Frozen..... Knock Knock. Whose there? You. You who? You Who, big summer blowout! (Norwegian accent)"

"Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution. Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech."

"I'm confused... square box, round pizza but triangle slices."

"Hitler did nothing wrong ...... with his art, in my opinion."

"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird."

"I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro..."

"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious"