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Joke of the Day
"[magicians backstage] don't panic guys but I think we really just sawed that woman in half"
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"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"
"Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No that story's just a lot of hogwash."
"I have seen you with no filter, and I still adore you."
"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"Very little scares me. So does very big."
"Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. Easy when I have a knife."
"""Good timing, Ke$ha"" I say as her song starts playing on the radio and I turn on the vacuum cleaner."
"This afternoon, I was attacked by a group of gay men. I didn't know how to escape. I had to beat them off left and right"