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Joke of the Day

"To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china."

"What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein."

"Genie: You have 3 wishes. I don't want to run into spiderwebs anymore. That's it.... I'm done. You can keep the other 2 wishes."

"Over the weekend, the new ""Godzilla"" movie came out. I don't know how Godzilla doesn't hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece."

"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."

"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."

"*going through mail* ""bills bills bills bills bills"" ""I think I'll unsubscribe from Daily Ducks Magazine."""

"A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter"

"Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license? Because it means they *cantaloupe*"

"I read a book today about the dangers of alcohol. And that's when I decided to quit. Reading."