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"Say what you want about pedophiles.. At least they drive slowly around playgrounds."
"whats 6 inches long, red, and makes cry my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her her miscarriage"
"if swimming is really exercise then why dont fish have mega muscles. yeah i thought so. drain the pool so we can skateboard in it"
"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !"
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
"The labels on prescription bottles are just suggestions, like speed limits."
"Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forward they would land in the boat!"
"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."