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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when my dates try to start conversations How on earth do you reply to ""mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"""

"Joke of the Day 6/10/14 A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"When I was a kid I was afraid of the dentist... Probable because he was a pedophile. Which begs the question of, how many fillings did he give me?"

"I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but god-knows how they got in there. EDIT: [IMAGE HERE](http://i.imgur.com/1v6wJu5.jpg)"

"I am a perfect role model... ...for someone who takes ""how much can you fuck up your life?"" As an actual challenge."

"*Involved in high speed chase* *Uses turn signals*"

"A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?"

"I squared my root beer... ...now it's just a beer."