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Joke of the Day
"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."
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"How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish? He yelled, ""A u, fish!"""
"What's going on under there? Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman"
"She's a 159er Oh shit, it's 1:59, I'll take her."
"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."
"Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing."
"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"
"I once read the directions on the back of my shampoo bottle. It said to wash, rinse, and repeat. They found me passed out in the shower four days later."
"Bro:hey how are you? Me: eh, feeling stabby B: B:I'm afraid if I tell you that's not a real word you'll show me what it means. Me: smart"