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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."
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"how do trains fall in love? it attracks another one."
"What did the 0 say to the 8? Cool belt fuckface"
"What is the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."
"I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES ""Don't you mean catlike-"" BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]"
"instead of taking anti-depressants I just think about how many different kinds of sandwiches there are"
"What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common? [removed]"
"Food Fact: PringlesTM are actually shavings from the AllpringleTM, which resides in the center of the Earth"
"I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, ""You're so much more than that!"""
"Friday night plans *break into plastic surgeon's office *put goldfish in the silicone implants *sneak away undetected *giggle like a maniac"