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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if anyone being chased by a bear has ever tried just turning around and saying in a really stern voice ""NO...Bad Bear""?"

"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."

"Divorce I consider myself pretty lucky in my divorce because we negotiated a 50-50 split of our assets. My wife got half, my lawyer got half."

"Yo momma is so fat, shes got more ""coverage"" than my cell phone provider"

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"

"Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant."

"What ""YSK"" means? Everyone keeps telling me that I should know..."

"Sometimes I wish life had subtitles."

"A boy was sent home from school for saying the C-word His mum said to the kid: 'that wasn't clever was it?' &nbsp; The boy replied 'no, it was cunt'"