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Joke of the Day

"When I was a child, my father would always tell me, ""The sky's the limit!"" He was never supportive of my dreams to become an astronaut."

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"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"
"*Watches sad movie* Wife: I like happy endings. Me: me too, but you have to tip more. Wife:... Me: twitter would have liked it."
"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."
"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""
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"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"