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Joke of the Day

"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."

"If the Jews are God's chosen people, then why did God bother creating gentiles? Well, someone has to pay retail."

"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."

"Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent."

"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"

"I'm certainly no authority, but if you want to avoid the muffin top you probably shouldn't put size 8 jeans on a size 12 girl."

"Why are there no homosexual traffic lights? They can't change, even if they try."

"I'm having an out-of-money experience."

"Where do suicide bombers go after they die All over the place"

"I used to be embarrassed by my geology fetish. I started off stroking gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder."