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Joke of the Day
"Since Monopoly replaced its tiny iron, the talking mice in my walls now all have wrinkled shirts."
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"Why does the Easter Bunny go around hiding all those eggs? Because he doesn't want everyone to know that he's been fucking that chicken."
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"When I die I want everyone.. ..... come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back and not say a word, so everyone will think I lived a cool double life."
"Tonight I made some synonym rolls Just like Grammar used to make"