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Joke of the Day
"Since Monopoly replaced its tiny iron, the talking mice in my walls now all have wrinkled shirts."
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"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"
"Saw my neighbor in a peeing contest with his dog on his porch. My mum said there'd be days like this but she never said there'd be so many."
"Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman Others say it stings."
"A Priest, a Homosexual, and a Pedophile walk into a bar... And he orders a beer."
"I wanna make a toast to blind hookers you really gotta hand it to them."
"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come on over."
"Hungarian mom yells at her son: ""Take off your underwear... ...and put it back on properly: Yellow front, brown back."""
"""Doctor I'm invisible!"" ""I'm sorry sir. I can't see you right now"""
"I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters But not all together. I don't like my food touching."