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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!"
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"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."
"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."
"What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?"
"How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees."
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"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."
"I'm sitting outside drinking myself into a stupor. I may feel like shit tomorrow but by God, so will the mosquitoes."
"Only the immature will laugh A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan. ""It's a bit too hot in here for me, mate."" The sausage says to the egg. The egg screams, ""Ahh! A talking sausage!"""
"Why is ""jizz"" such a great word? Because of how nicely it rolls off your tongue"