116621
Joke of the Day
"What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question."
Next Joke
"My wife hates when I make jokes about her weight... ...She needs to lighten up."
"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews Boy Scouts come back from their camps"
"There's a job in the paper for a park litter attendant. Experience is not necessary, you just pick it up as you go along."
"A wizard walks in to a gay bar.. And disappears with a poof!"
"Dear waiter, You messed up my order because you didn't write it down. I employed your strategy while calculating the tip. Love, David"
"I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer? You only have to punch the information into a computer once."
"I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."