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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish."
"Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do."
"Why did the tree have lots of fans? Because he was Poplar!"
"There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"
"Saw a guy steal a car using a hanger so I did what any normal person would do, walked up to him & asked ""You that guy from Grand Theft Auto?"
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"
"What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz? Gastly"
"What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick? Nailed it"