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"Me: C'mon. Dog: No. Me: Let's go. Dog: No. Me: Please? Dog: YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!? Me: It's just rain. Dog: I already pooped in your shoe."
"Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him."
"If gay guys come out of closets... do midgets come out of cabinets?"
"""The name's And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach."""
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."
"don't you just hate it when a zombie breaks into your home and starts doing their ironing right in front of the TV"
"My walk of shame is leaving a handicapped restroom stall while trying not to make eye contact with the wheelchair guy who was waiting on me."
"to cause mass hysteria at a wedding, slowley turn the volum down when the ""shout"" song says ""a litle bit louder now, a litle bit louder now"""
"When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."