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"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."
"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"
"Childish immature jokes are the best * Step 1: say ""eye"" * Step 2: spell the word ""map"" * Step 3: say ""nus"" * Now say that all together..."
"If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it."
"I saw the middle eastern version of ""Horton Hears a Who"" the other day It was called ""Achmed Hears a Boom"""
"There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!"
"Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke, the second lady couldn't quite reach."
"Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs."
"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."