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Joke of the Day
"There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!"
Next Joke
"Great. My wife is on her exclamation mark."
"What did the potato name his son? Chip. Sorry."
"what do you call... what do you call a bad noodle? AM IMPASTA!"
"Voldemort: So I just have to lie? Pinocchio: Yep"
"[me and some other dude wearing the same shirt at a party] me: ""how did we both fit in this lmao"""
"My friend was like ""hey bring some cd's to listen to on the trip"" and I was like ""where are we going, 2001?"""
"""It's cold!"", ""Happy birthday!"", ""I'm so blessed"", ""Political rant!""... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome."
"A blonde and a brunette are discussing the previous night out... The brunette says, ""Last night I slept with a Brazilian."" ""Oh my god!"" the blonde replies. ""How many is THAT?"""
"How is food purchased an an Irish grocery? You buy it per-tater"