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Joke of the Day
"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"
Next Joke
"Fitness coach: have you been exercising & doing push-ups? *Flashback to me running after the ice cream man & buying all the push-ups* ""yes"""
"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"
"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"
"Why do hipsters only use the microwave? Because they don't like conventional ovens."
"My grades are getting better Sike, that's the wrong subreddit"
"Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!"
"The Best Part of Waking Up is Friends Who Don't Know Each Other Arguing In Your Comments on Facebook"
"Over the weekend, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said ""Wow, that's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."""
"WHAT KIND OF BAND PLAYS SNAPPY MUSIC? A RUBBER BAND."