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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz."
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"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."
"Old people talk into cell phones like they hit the Caps Lock key on their voice."
"What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict? One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless."
"Why did the hipster never catch a fish? Because he didn't go in the mainstream"
"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"
"What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common? They can't stop licking their paws."
"My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence"
"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"
"Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says... ""Eoooooooohahhhhhmmmmmmmuuuuuuaaauuu..."" The second whale turns to the first and says. ""Frank what the fuck is wrong with you?"""