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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"

"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"

"I just had a phone call saying I'd won 250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show......"

"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""

"How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap Sorry "

"What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends? A ditch."

"I'm really worried about this Harry Potter kid. Seems like he's definitely gonna die."

"*leaves the kids w/ a new babysitter *calls to check on the sitter"

"My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up."

"never trust a persom who speaks in absolutes"