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Joke of the Day
"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."
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"Me:""The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour"" Wife:""If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow"" *sound of hooves in kitchen*"
"20 blondes are standing outside a bar. On the other side of the street another blond is walking by; ""Hey, come over here. You have to be 21 to enter"""
"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."
"A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket. He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head."
"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"
"I drink expresso irregardless of the time, because, for all intensive purposes, its good for my sole. Also, it keeps my brain alot sharper."
"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"
"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"
"I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex."