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Joke of the Day

"What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common? They can't stop licking their paws."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."

"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."

"For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job..."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!"

"In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."

"You want to know what's the toughest part about Thanksgiving dinner at my house? The sexual tensions"

"The KKK adopted a higway Jokes on them, it's black"

"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."