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Joke of the Day
"What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common? They can't stop licking their paws."
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"Have you guys heard about Wendys? Wendys nuts going to be in that mouth"
"You kids have no idea how lucky you are. Back in my day we had to shave our jokes into the sides of cats and throw those cats at passers by."
"You know what they say about fleeting boners They cum and they go"
"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"
"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV? Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain."
"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"
"What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty"
"Son, when you were born I promised you that I would make sure that you would be a household name. So you see, that's why I named you Kleenex."