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Joke of the Day

"Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it ""The Pharaoh Rocher"""

"Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience."

"What do you call a muslim crocodile? An Allahgator!"

"A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker"

"What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab. --- I love you too, fellas."

"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"

"According to scientists, the Gulf of Mexico may never recover from the spill. It's true what they say: once you go black, you never go back."

"Is there some kind of platonic version of Tinder? Asking for a friend."

"What do mathematicians drink? Anything to ease the pain."

"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."