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Joke of the Day
"How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar? You have to read ursine."
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"How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii? Aloha Akbar."
"Sex is like pizza... If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing."
"A thief broke into my house last night. He was searching for money, ...so I woke up and started searching with him."
"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would have one dollar... thanks mom..."
"Realized I never said ""unquote"" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare"
"What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......"
"What is Apple users favorite movie? No Escape"
"I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth."
"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"