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Joke of the Day
"My grandfather died peacefully and in his sleep but the kids on his bus were screaming."
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"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now."
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"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."
"%3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."
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"Sometimes you have to stop tweeting to have an alibi for ignoring texts."
"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"
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