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Joke of the Day

"Nazis would love heather bresch Because she is killing off the genetically impure"

"I hit 2k followers. Now that I've gathered you all here, I'd like to discuss the benefits of Amway"

"Whenever someone says they did something ""like a boss"" I assume that means they didn't do it at all and are taking credit for it."

"What's the difference between a personal trainer and a bully? None, they still take your money after beating you up. Edit: sorry for the typo."

"Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan? #Because his *degree* didn't work!"

"What do termites put on their toast? Door jamb."

"Did you hear about the impoverished farmers who drove from Oklahoma to California? They went on a Joad Trip."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock. Nobody has time for that."

"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."

"Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing."