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Joke of the Day
"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."
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"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."
"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"
"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."
"Knock knock Come in Sorry "
"""Batman, we need your help in Brussels immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but it's at least 6, because my basement is still dark!!"
"What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other? A Crip"
"What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque."