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Joke of the Day
"I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day."
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"Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed."
"""well i asked asked her to move in after 3 months but i don't think-"" [cop interrupts me] do you know how fast you were going IN YOUR CAR"
"You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?"
"What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"One word difference One word can change your day, your feelings, and life. Example: ""This is your captain speaking"" ""This isn't your captain speaking"""
"Want to hear the corniest poop joke ever? No? Too late."
"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."
"""And on the seventh day God rested""... because even omnipotent beings need rest too, ya know."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Cold and bitter."