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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."

"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"

"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."

"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"

"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"

"When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts"

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman... I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ""Where's the self-help section?"" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? ...because Ken comes in a separate box."