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Joke of the Day

"One word difference One word can change your day, your feelings, and life. Example: ""This is your captain speaking"" ""This isn't your captain speaking"""

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships..."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"When I was a kid growing up in the Cold War, I had nightmares about the Russians. They wrote long novels. And professors made me read them."

"I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on."

"Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."

"What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !"

"What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"Talking to my old man on the phone Dad: Who was that coughing in the background? Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece? I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss"

"Charlotte's Web is a horrible lie. If you hear a spider talking, let someone know bc you either have a concussion or that spider is a demon."