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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear the corniest poop joke ever? No? Too late."
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"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face"
"Men vs Women Women want a lot of things from one Man. Conversely, Men want one thing from a lot of Women."
"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."
"How many jews can you fit in a VW? Four - two in the front, two in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened"
"Business idea Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed"
"You know it's weird you add 'French' to anything and it makes it better: 'French cuisine', 'French toast', 'French kiss'... The only exception is 'people.'"
"U ever squeeze out a turd so big that it feels like u traveled through time once it's out? anyway forgive me father for i have sinned"
"I overclocked my computer processor this morning... The time advanced by one hour."
"The Superbowl made me feel like I was camping. It was intense."