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Joke of the Day

"""Who are we?"" ""Women!"" ""What do we want?"" ""We don't know!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Now!"""

"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""

"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"

"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong."

"You know what I love about people who buy followers? I can laugh at their expense."

"Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing. Get a job, hippies."

"Batman: Use this spotlight to call me. Robin: What if it's daytime? Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*"

"Noun: Son of a b***h!"

"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."

"What's a lesbian's favorite game? rock-paper-scissor"