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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"
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"How many ""can't""s can a white girl ""can't"" before she literally can't even? my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day."
"My ex owned a parakeet. The thing would never shut up. The bird was cool though."
"How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists? It's not hard..."
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."
"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"
"I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey... ...and he's driving me bananas!"
"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."
"We used to call a girl at work 'turtle.' When she's on her back she's fucked."
"Auto correct can go straight to He'll"