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"Noun: Son of a b***h!"
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"Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion? She was out standing in her field. **Edited for political correctness."
"""my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!"" i'll be RIGHT back *ducks into phone booth* *pops head out 5 mins later* is he gone yet"
"Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in."
"A fly walks into a bar... and asks: ""Is this stool taken?"""
"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because it's capital is always Dublin."
"If you assume all turtlenecks have sleeves, prepare to have your world rocked when this jacket comes off."
"Think about how much women could accomplish if they didn't spend half the day taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors."
"Women are like Wi-Fi. They're everywhere and no one will tell me the password"
"I've heard the best place to network for a job is at a fat camp You meet *tons* of people"