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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong."
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"Had a summer job helping to make art out of elephant dung. It was pretty shit."
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."
"A city child came running into the farmhouse. ""No wonder that mama pig is so big"" she yelled. ""There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!"""
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishmen? 0"
"*makes direct eye contact with an vaginas* what in the fuck kind of a boobs are this"
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
"If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man does the same thing, he is gay."
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it."