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Joke of the Day

"What's a lesbian's favorite game? rock-paper-scissor"

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"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"
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"womens rights"
"Dirty Dancing is my favorite movie about a girl who cannot dance at all, but wins a dance competition because her partner has a great mullet"
"Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies. I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time."
"Two programmers walk into a bar: a blond, a brunette and a red head."
"Giraffes were invented in 1780 when three horses accidentally swallowed a ladder"
"Have you heard that new Ethiopian kids rap group? Skin & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony"
"Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer? The hooker because she can wash her crack and sell it again."