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Joke of the Day
"Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing. Get a job, hippies."
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"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"
"My grandpa has a heart of a lion... ... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"
"Box wine? I prefer the term Cardboardeaux."
"A real boyfriend will blow up his girl's phone when she's mad at him. She may not want to answer, but at least she'll see his effort."
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their last big hits were The Wall."
"What do deer and women have in common? The hornier, the better!"
"Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do that with pizza."
"How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance."