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Joke of the Day
"Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing. Get a job, hippies."
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"Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it's lettuce."
"I'll never forget my grandfather last words to me ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""
"Karma Chameleon is my favorite song about lizards getting what's coming to them"
"Why are math books useless? Because they are full of problems."
"do the people in Fiji know we pay 4 dollars for their tap water"
"I just read a bumper sticker that said, ""Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you love Satan."" Sent from iPhone."
"I tripped over some shrooms the other day...Because I didn't see them. It was dark and I was high."
"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."
"My keyboard squeaks and so does my mouse."