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Joke of the Day

"Hillary is single handedly taking on the pay gap. And here I thought all those speeches fees from Goldman Sachs were for political favour."

"I love indie movies Me too, the best one is the first one with the snakes"

"What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."

"A chinese tiger mom asks her daughter a question about her future: Erizabeth, you stirr want to be a doctoh right? Her daughter replies: No, actuary..."

"Jared from subway lost his job the same way he got it. By getting into smaller pants."

"Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it should have a ""who the fuck are you"" button"

"I lost my mood ring.. I'm not sure how i feel about this."

"Maybe I carry an axe. You don't know. I could love you to pieces..."

"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."

"Why does my computer keep saying hello? It's a Dell."