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Joke of the Day
"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."
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"Mickey Mouse is in court ... the judge looks and Mickey and says ""Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?"" Mickey looks at the judge and says ""No. She is fucking Goofy"""
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"Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!"
"I like my women like I like my Building 7. Going down for no reason. That's a conspiracy reference that 9 out of 11 people don't get. It's an inside joke."
"You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor."