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Joke of the Day

"Why does my computer keep saying hello? It's a Dell."

"I wrote a terrible race joke today. My friends told me never to tell it. Here it is: Why was the white man chasing the black man? Because he was in first place."

"Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap."

"Say the punchline first. Wait, I mean, how do you ruin a good joke?"

"What do you call a young gold digger? A miner"

"What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry? When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!"

"Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists."

"Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous"

"An apple a day... Keeps the non-binary away"

"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need to, they glow in the dark..."