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Joke of the Day

"Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it should have a ""who the fuck are you"" button"

"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."

"My wife is breaking up with me because of my masturbation addiction... Boy do I feel like a big jerk."

"I hope you like double meat, because Putin is about to go HAM on Turkey"

"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."

"Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election? All their supporters are home with sick kids"

"why do mice have such small balls? They can't dance very well."

"Condom Why did the condom fly across the room? Because he was pissed off"

"This is awesome. Must watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDasvrKXdM&list=UUoSaAvzfqFYlMCBrBDCLiRg"

"Top 3 Wiki sites: 1. Wikipedia 2. Wikileaks 3. WikiwikiwikiSlimShady"