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Joke of the Day

"I saw my local theatre advertising a night of XXX Roman plays... I thought ""ooo, sounds sexy,"" so I went along, but was disappointed. It turned out to just be thirty plays."

"Men do not have multiple orgasms like women do because if they did they would never be able to get out of the fucking shower."

"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"

"I've been hitting ""remind me later"" for about the last 4 years on Adobe."

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"

"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""

"What is the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"

""" I am so damn indecisive! "" said the man. "" How did you come to that conclusion? "" said the other."

"Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers. It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is."